Things I Am Thankful For

Doing this a day early because all I plan on doing tomorrow is watching football and shortening my life span by two years via excessive gravy consumption.

1. Captain Thoughtful (cue the “awwww”)

2. Family and friends (cue the double “awwww” – damn I’m adorable on Thanksgiving…)

2. Harry Potter audio books (makes the 12 hour drive magical)

3. Torchy’s Tacos

4. Torchy’s Tacos

5. Torchy’s Tacos

Fresh, Frozen, or Chilled

Fun fact – if you are artificially inseminating your dog you get a choice of semen. It can be fresh, frozen, or chilled.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

I mean, it is a joke insofar as it made me laugh for 10 minutes straight and say things like “Are they ordering shrimp or semen??!!” But it’s not a joke in that it is a really real thing that you have to decide if you are artificially inseminating your dog.

For the record, I’m not planning on artificially inseminating a dog and I don’t have a good reason for knowing about this. Really, I shouldn’t be allowed to have access to Google. Only strange things come of it.

How To Cure Brain Mushiness

I took the GRE last Saturday and though I did well (Yay! Thanks for sending all the good luck peeps!) I had major brain mush afterwards. My brain, it was all a-mush. Luckily, I happen to know the cure for brain mush and in the interest of eradicating brain mush forever, I wanted to share it.  It is as follows:

1 big gulp sized glass of red wine (or whatever adult beverage you prefer)

1 large pizza of choice

12 hours of a Lord of the Rings movie marathon (Harry Potter movies will also work)

Voilà! You’re cured!

Here Is A Thought On A Monday

So, I wasn’t going to blog this week because I’m totally spending all my time studying for the GRE (aka watching old episodes of Buffy The Vampire Slayer) but then a part of me thought “You lazy ass, you should at least do a thought on a Friday.” And then the nicer part of me said “Hey you. You’re great. You should do a thought EVERY DAY this week!” So, that’s what I’m doing because the part of me that called me a “lazy ass” hurt my feelings and I want to prove to it that I’m not lazy.

What I’m trying to say is my thought today is that we should all be nicer to ourselves.