Grad School For Real

Y’all remember when I was afraid of dinosaurs and aliens? Those were the good old days. Now I’m constantly afraid of the following:

1. Not perfecting APA formatting.
2. Forgetting to upload a paper to blackboard because I’m old and we used to just turn in hard copies of our papers.
3. Getting a ticket for jaywalking on campus.
4. Looking like an idiot in front of my cohort.

Last week I had a dream that I had forgotten to attend an entire class for most of the semester and had to learn the entire class before the final or else get kicked out of my grad program. The class I forgot? Magic. I forgot to go to magic class. That’s how I knew I was dreaming. I would NEVER forget to attend magic class.

Grad School For Real

Things I have learned since starting grad school:

1. Gummi worms are necessary. Although I have a hypothesis that any candy will do.

2. Sleep is not a real thing. It is a thing that used to be real but is no longer real. Kind of like dinosaurs.

3. There is not enough coffee in the world.

4. How to use emojis. This is the face I use most often. :?

5. I have also become very skilled at denial.

So, totally worth all the money so far.

J.K. Rowling Is My Patronus

I have felt a bit like life’s punching bag lately. Just when I think I’m up, life punches me back down. And that makes me grouchy and also I think life is being a stupidface.

But then J.K. Rowling says that there is an eighth story to Harry Potter and it’s a two part play. And I remember I have Captain Thoughtful and Dobby and that gummi bears are a thing. And that even though things are complicated and frustrating right now, there is hope and love and just a shit – ton of laughter to be had.

I think J.K. Rowling might be my patronus y’all.