Here Is A (Late) Thought On A Friday

After pulling an all-nighter writing a paper my brain to mouth filter completely disappears. It’s some kind of science thing I think. I should not be allowed to leave my house when this happens because when I do…..this.

Professor: My grandson can eat peanut butter off a spoon.

Me: Yeah but to be fair, so can my dog.

Awkward silence…..

Me: But he doesn’t have opposable thumbs so your grandson is still ahead of him on that one.

And that is the exact moment I failed that class. Learn from my stupid awkward mistakes y’all and don’t speak when your filter is not functional.

Grad School For Real

For really reals y’all, grad school is kicking my butt a little bit. So welcome to my weekly feature called “Grad School For Real” where I basically just get real about grad school. I realize the title sort of just gives it away.

Pre-grad school: Mosquitos? Isn’t too cold for mosquitos? Weird.

Post-grad school: Why are there mosquitos? It’s too cold for them isn’t it? Isn’t it? I can’t handle this. I don’t understand. WHY? We are all doomed.

Fun fact: I wrote this post instead of working on a research paper. Yay!/Yay?

If You Find Him Never Let Him Go

**Mush Alert**

If you find a partner who can hang in there with you through food poisoning and at the end of one of the worst most disgusting days of your life, that person looks you in the eyes and tells you that you’re beautiful, never ever let that person go.

Captain Thoughtful – I will never ever let you go. Thank you for thinking I’m beautiful even when I just puked my life up for 17 hours straight.