I went to the dentist this week for the first time in three years. I HAD NO CAVITIES. When they handed me the complimentary toothbrush as I was leaving, I was so tempted to just throw it on the floor like a mic drop. But I didn’t. I wish I had. #regrets
Doing this a day early because all I plan on doing tomorrow is watching football and shortening my life span by two years via excessive gravy consumption.
1. Captain Thoughtful (cue the “awwww”)
2. Family and friends (cue the double “awwww” – damn I’m adorable on Thanksgiving…)
2. Harry Potter audio books (makes the 12 hour drive magical)
3. Torchy’s Tacos
4. Torchy’s Tacos
5. Torchy’s Tacos
My feelings about winter:
There is a reason that the villain of The Chronicles of Narnia is a witch who makes it eternally winter. It. Is. The. Worst.
It stinks and I hate it.
Fun fact – if you are artificially inseminating your dog you get a choice of semen. It can be fresh, frozen, or chilled.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
I mean, it is a joke insofar as it made me laugh for 10 minutes straight and say things like “Are they ordering shrimp or semen??!!” But it’s not a joke in that it is a really real thing that you have to decide if you are artificially inseminating your dog.
For the record, I’m not planning on artificially inseminating a dog and I don’t have a good reason for knowing about this. Really, I shouldn’t be allowed to have access to Google. Only strange things come of it.
I took the GRE last Saturday and though I did well (Yay! Thanks for sending all the good luck peeps!) I had major brain mush afterwards. My brain, it was all a-mush. Luckily, I happen to know the cure for brain mush and in the interest of eradicating brain mush forever, I wanted to share it. It is as follows:
1 big gulp sized glass of red wine (or whatever adult beverage you prefer)
1 large pizza of choice
12 hours of a Lord of the Rings movie marathon (Harry Potter movies will also work)
Voilà! You’re cured!
I really really can’t wait until scientists invent magic y’all.
I saw this guy on TV who is a bartender at an awesome bar in New Orleans. He has degrees from Harvard and MIT. But he’s a bartender. He seemed so happy. Am I doing life wrong? I think I might be doing life wrong.
I was going to write about friendship and how you need a best friend who really *gets* you and I was going to use this awesome example about my friend Mary….. but then I remembered I already blogged about it.
Read your old blogs so you don’t repeat stories is my new thought!
When I was 13, my brazen use of the word “boner” saved my middle school social life. Don’t ever underestimate the power of a “naughty” word to save your life y’all.
So, I wasn’t going to blog this week because I’m totally spending all my time studying for the GRE (aka watching old episodes of Buffy The Vampire Slayer) but then a part of me thought “You lazy ass, you should at least do a thought on a Friday.” And then the nicer part of me said “Hey you. You’re great. You should do a thought EVERY DAY this week!” So, that’s what I’m doing because the part of me that called me a “lazy ass” hurt my feelings and I want to prove to it that I’m not lazy.
What I’m trying to say is my thought today is that we should all be nicer to ourselves.