I think it’s hilarious on Project Runway when the designers freak out over only having one day to complete their looks. Why are they so surprised? Have they never seen the show before? It’s kind of the point to put together great looks in little time. Maybe next time you sign up for a reality show, you should do your research. Also, get off my lawn!
Shark week – just when I think I’m out, they pull me right back in.
First of all, you are adorable and I love your face. Second of all, please don’t let me watch Unsolved Mysteries, Disappeared, or I Killed My BFF ever again. While I enjoy those shows, I think we both know they make me a little…..high-strung? Suspicious? Insane? All of those things at once plus a hearty dose of ridiculous. Please don’t let me convince you, or myself, that watching those shows will make me better prepared to avoid being kidnapped or murdered by my best friend. Also, if I ever bring up any suspicions I have about our neighbors being serial killers, please ask me if I have watched any of those shows, the answer will probably be yes. Kthanksbye!
Hearting you all day every day,
GotC aka your wife
Y’all. ESPN will try and trick you into thinking it’s only about sports and sport related news. While this might be technically true, do NOT let them fool you. Right in between showing a repeat of some college football bowl game and a new Big 12 basketball game, they will put in a segment about something really sweet and touching and you will start sobbing because it’s so sweet and who knew that ESPN would make you cry? You just wanted to watch basketball but now you have run out of tissues and your eyes are red and swollen and you can’t stop crying because of the precious kiddo with a life threatening illness that a college football team took under their wing and that kiddo has a huge smile on his face because he got to run in a touchdown and the whole team is crying and the kiddo is happy and WHERE ARE ALL THESE TEARS COMING FROM AND HOW DO YOU TURN THEM OFF???? Y’all, don’t let ESPN fool you like that.
Last week, Captain Thoughtful was out of town at a conference for 3 days so I made a to-do list of everything I needed/wanted to get done while he was gone.
1. Start packing up our apartment
2. Make a dentist appointment
3. Get my hair trimmed
4. Work out for an hour every day
5. Eat healthy
Here is what I actually did.
1. Watched every episode of “Call the Midwife”
2. Ugly cried through most of the episodes of “Call the Midwife”
3. Ate Whataburger
I would lament my uselessness a lot more if “Call the Midwife” wasn’t such good TV. I’m pretty sure you can’t be completely useless if you’re watching good TV.
There is a really fantastic TV show called “Bomb Girls”. I had read about it, but since I don’t live in Canada, I had never seen it until NETFLIX. I would like to take this opportunity to thank Netflix for being Netflix and bringing me so many shows and movies that I can watch from my couch while wearing sweats and binge eating Watermelon Sour Patch Kids.
Anyway, Bomb Girls. It is SO GOOD. Watch it y’all.
Except there is this one scene in the very first episode that will haunt you forever and I’m saying that as someone who has seen a lot of gruesome things and not flinched. This made me flinch. Hard. And I can’t stop thinking about it. It just pops into my head randomly and horrifies me all over again.
I’m just going to tell you what it is in the hope of exorcising it from my brain. Don’t read on if you have a weak stomach or are prone to vomiting in your mouth at the slightest provocation.
A woman has her scalp ripped off by a hook.
That scene will haunt me for the rest of my days.
I am terrified of aliens and usually hate to watch anything about them (see my many letters to Steven Spielburg) but absolutely adore Dr. Who and Roswell.
Explain this to me.