Let’s just show each other love today, ok? (And by “each other” I mean human people and also animals in general)
I’ll start: You are kind and lovely and very much appreciated. It’s like if cotton candy were a person – that would be you.
Your turn. Spread some love today.
First of all, I’m so sorry I have been absent for so long. My only excuse is that I have been at a complete humor blank lately. Also, I was at a conference last week so that kept me busy.
I did write one thing that I thought was funny last week but I wasted it on Facebook. Sorry again. If you’re interested, it was this: Some people shyly mingle the first day of a conference. I make a beeline for the bar with a shoe covered in my blood.
I’ll try to be funny again ASAP.
So, there is a bit of a new look here at GotC. I like it. I am aware that the picture is a bit pixilated though…. I’m working on it. OR – maybe it’s an artistic choice I made to remark on the nature of our digital online personas. I’m deep like that y’all.
I used to know a guy who felt that James Bond mirrored his life exactly. Except he wasn’t a spy. That seemed like a pretty big “except” to me. He felt it was only a minor detail. So, along his line of thinking, I would like to make it known that my life is identical to Hermione Granger’s. Except I can’t do magic. #minordetail
Yesterday, my follower count was 19091. My husband got really excited…..because it’s a palendrom. So my thought is, you should all spend your lives with someone the exact same kind of nerdy you are because it is the absolute best.
When I was a kid, I thought sitting too close to the TV made me kind of a badass. Like, who cares if this ruins my vision? If I want to sit close to the TV then I sure as hell will because I am THAT cool.
Someday, someone really needs to explain to me what cool is.
Another things I would like Scientists to work on – houses that clean themselves but like aren’t so smart that they might gain consciousness and try to murder you.