When I was 12, I read a book about Queen Hatshepsut, Egypt’s first female Pharaoh. In that book, it was hypothesized that she died due to an infection from an abscessed tooth. I was irrationally upset at the thought that a lack of dental care interrupted her reign and her life so I vowed then and there to take very good care of my teeth. I have flossed everyday since then.
Recently, I have been revisiting my love of Egyptology and have been reading updated research on Queen Hatshepsut. Turns out, it probably wasn’t an abscess tooth that caused her death.
Long story short, I have been flossing for nothing.
The other day, I kept trying to text “run” and my auto-correct kept changing it to “rum”. Which, at first I thought was hilarious because I was like “My phone knows me so well! I never run but I am all about that rum!” But then I thought, “Wait a minute – is my phone trolling me? Is it trying to tell me that I don’t exercise enough and that it can’t even conceive of a situation where I would intend to write “run” instead of “rum”?”
You know what phone? Maybe you forgot that I also have a fitness app on you – that I regularly use. If you paid attention, you would know that I *do* work out. I do. A lot. Maybe you don’t think Pilates is equal to running but some of us have a bad knee because we were in a terrible car accident so its painful to run. How about that phone? You look like a real b-hole now.
Last night, Captain Thoughtful and I took a long walk because it has come to my attention that “Drinking a lot of red wine, but doing nothing else, will not prevent heart disease.” Whatever doc, just because you went to medical school doesn’t mean you get to tell my heart how to be healthy. The heart wants what it wants – which, in my case is red wine. Anyway, we’re on this walk and a Dad and his son are sitting on their front porch. The Dad says “Why don’t you say hi son?” and his son, this brilliant possibly psychic kid says “No. They’re weird.”
He’s not wrong folks.
Two amazing women I know are conducting research on miscarriage and they way that husbands and wives communicate after that loss. I think this research is crazy important and finding ways to support people dealing with miscarriage is something that is near and dear to my heart. This is something that matters.
As part of the data collection, they are conducting a survey and those details are below. If this applies to you, please consider taking the time to complete it. There is an Amazon gift card at the end of it for you and the knowledge that you’re contributing to something that could help other couples dealing with miscarriage.
Drs. Haley Horstman (University of Missouri) and Amanda Holman (University of Nebraska-Lincoln) are conducting a survey study on the ways couples communicate about miscarriage. If a) you and your spouse has experienced a miscarriage (with your current spouse) within the last ten years, b) you are at least 18 years old and c) are in a heterosexual, married relationship, and d) your spouse is also willing to participate, consider completing our online survey. It will take about 40 minutes, and each couple can receive a $20 Amazon gift card for their time.
Survey link: http://goo.gl/loKrn9, or contact MUUNLMiscarriageStudy@gmail.com with any questions.
Today, a story came across my news feed about how vitamins basically don’t do for you what you think they will and only give you very expensive pee.
And that news story reminded me I needed to take my vitamin.
I can’t be reasoned with.
And for the record vitamin naysayers, I like how neon yellow my pee is when I take my vitamins. It’s like peeing sunshine.