Me: Have you seen this movie?
Captain Thoughtful: I have…you made me watch it.
Me: Oh. But you still haven’t seen Titanic.
Captain Thoughtful: True. But why do you bring that up?
Me: Just to prove I don’t make you watch every movie that emotionally wrecks me.
Captain Thoughtful: The ship sinks, not sure what else I need to know.
Me: You need to know they could have both fit on that floating door!
Captain Thoughtful: Ok?
Me: I think I made my point.