Because I didn’t. I didn’t know dogs like pumpkin. At least, my dog, Dobby, likes pumpkin.
Check it – Captain Thoughtful and I went to a pumpkin patch to pick our own pumpkins (like bosses) and we picked the two cutest pumpkins in the whole freaking patch. Check the cute:
I’m pretty sure people were jealous of that adorable dark green pumpkin we picked. And, it only cost $1 so it was a hella frugal Halloween purchase. Adorable and affordable. Alas, poor pumpkin! Your cuteness was all too temporary because of an even cuter universal force – Dobby aka the pumpkin destroyer.
Anyway, I didn’t know dogs even liked pumpkins.
For the record, Dobby was fine and didn’t even get a stomachache and also showed no remorse and so is most likely a pumpkin hungry psychopath.