Y’all remember when I was afraid of dinosaurs and aliens? Those were the good old days. Now I’m constantly afraid of the following:
1. Not perfecting APA formatting.
2. Forgetting to upload a paper to blackboard because I’m old and we used to just turn in hard copies of our papers.
3. Getting a ticket for jaywalking on campus.
4. Looking like an idiot in front of my cohort.
Last week I had a dream that I had forgotten to attend an entire class for most of the semester and had to learn the entire class before the final or else get kicked out of my grad program. The class I forgot? Magic. I forgot to go to magic class. That’s how I knew I was dreaming. I would NEVER forget to attend magic class.