After pulling an all-nighter writing a paper my brain to mouth filter completely disappears. It’s some kind of science thing I think. I should not be allowed to leave my house when this happens because when I do…..this.
Professor: My grandson can eat peanut butter off a spoon.
Me: Yeah but to be fair, so can my dog.
Me: But he doesn’t have opposable thumbs so your grandson is still ahead of him on that one.
And that is the exact moment I failed that class. Learn from my stupid awkward mistakes y’all and don’t speak when your filter is not functional.