It really unsettles me when I walk by a squirrel and it doesn’t run away. All other squirrels run away. What makes this squirrel different? Is it planning something? Why isn’t it afraid of me? Should I be afraid of it? Is it sick with bubonic plague and as a result lost its desire for self-preservation? What is that squirrel’s deal? Squirrels should be squirrely. Be more squirrely squirrel, you’re freaking me out.