This Spider Is Coming For Me

There is a huge spider making a web mansion in our backyard underneath our bathroom window. I don’t like it. I don’t want this spider that close to where I bathe. Especially considering we live in an older house with all kinds of ways for giant spiders to get in and then luxuriate in my bath tub. So, I sprayed spider poison all over its web mansion and also as much as I could get on the spider itself. The spider did not die. It did, however, become angry. At me. And I could tell that it was plotting its revenge. This spider is coming for me.

We may have to move.

17 thoughts on “This Spider Is Coming For Me

  1. I went to go and get a bowl of cereal at 2am and when I turned the kitchen light on and found a spider nearly half as big as the tile it was on, and I was so scared it would get out of the saucepan I put over it that I had to weigh it down with a litre cup of water. I have never been so scared! What if it had bought a friend!

  2. Oh…don’t even get me started….September has dawned on us and it seems as though in our bungalow…the biggest have entered first. I’m hoping that they are checking if it’s a safe home for their family…so we are making damn sure they go back telling the mother and baby spiders that its not!!!

  3. ““I – don’t – like – spiders,” said Ron tensely.
    “I never knew that,” said Hermione, looking at Ron in surprise. “You’ve used spiders in Potions loads of times…”
    “I don’t mind them dead,” said Ron, who was carefully looking anywhere but at the window. “I just don’t like the way they move…”
    Hermione giggled.
    “It’s not funny,” said Ron, fiercely. “If you must know, when I was three, Fred turned my – my teddy bear into a great big filthy spider because I broke his toy broomstick…. You wouldn’t like them either if you’d been holding your bear and suddenly it had too many legs and…”

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