There is a huge spider making a web mansion in our backyard underneath our bathroom window. I don’t like it. I don’t want this spider that close to where I bathe. Especially considering we live in an older house with all kinds of ways for giant spiders to get in and then luxuriate in my bath tub. So, I sprayed spider poison all over its web mansion and also as much as I could get on the spider itself. The spider did not die. It did, however, become angry. At me. And I could tell that it was plotting its revenge. This spider is coming for me.
We may have to move.