On Tuesday, my childhood and teenage love dreams came to a screeching halt and then exploded and then got thrown in the garbage.
Miss Piggy and Kermit broke up on the same day Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale announced their divorce.
I am instituting break up protocol immediately. Fried food, ice cream, only watching movies and reading books with happy endings, sad music, and just so much ugly crying. And also wine. Lots of wine.
I’ll be at home in my pajamas trying to reconcile all the things I loved as a child and teenager if y’all need me.