A Note To My Husband

Dearest Husband,

First of all, you are adorable and I love your face. Second of all, please don’t let me watch Unsolved Mysteries, Disappeared, or I Killed My BFF ever again. While I enjoy those shows, I think we both know they make me a little…..high-strung? Suspicious? Insane? All of those things at once plus a hearty dose of ridiculous. Please don’t let me convince you, or myself, that watching those shows will make me better prepared to avoid being kidnapped or murdered by my best friend. Also, if I ever bring up any suspicions I have about our neighbors being serial killers, please ask me if I have watched any of those shows, the answer will probably be yes. Kthanksbye!

Hearting you all day every day,

GotC aka your wife

29 thoughts on “A Note To My Husband

  1. haha i used to watch Unsolved Mysteries when I was a kid and freak myself out.
    wait.. there actually is a show called I killed My BFF? Man, I’m missing out by not having cable.

  2. But you know…there’s a good chance (at least 1 in 5000) that your neighbor is a serial killer. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean there isn’t a serial killer living next door to you. Never hurts to be a little suspicious. That’s all I’m saying.

  3. moonskittles says:

    I’ve not watched any of those shows, but this made me smile. πŸ™‚ cheeky humor. I like it.

  4. I used to watch the television show To Catch a Thief, which is a reality show where an ex cop and an ex burglar go to homes and ask if they can break in. It was on at 11 p.m. Right before, apparently, my house starts settling and thumping for the night.

  5. Keep your curtains drawn! You never know where your mind will wander next πŸ˜‰

    Wait, doesn’t that parcel in your neighbor’s hand look suspicious? Just saying πŸ˜‰

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