Me: That makes me angry!
Captain Thoughtful: What does?
Me: That Oreo Churro stand.
Captain Thoughtful : Ummm….
Me: It’s like they are saying that Churros aren’t delicious enough and need to somehow be improved. They don’t need to be improved. They are delicious and perfect and probably made with magic and happy thoughts.
Captain Thoughtful : You are a churro purist.
Me: Who will speak for the churros?! Me, that’s who.
Captain Thoughtful : But, you like Oreos.
Me: Wow. Yes, I do, but that is so completely off the point.
Captain Thoughtful : There is a point?
Me: I don’t even know anymore. Something about dessert?