Captain Thoughtful: It’s 2 degrees outside. The “real feel” is -21.
Me: Oh no…..
Captain Thoughtful: I’m not going to sugar-coat it, when we walk outside it’s going to be a real slap in the b-hole.
Me: Nicely phrased.
Captain Thoughtful: It’s 2 degrees outside. The “real feel” is -21.
Me: Oh no…..
Captain Thoughtful: I’m not going to sugar-coat it, when we walk outside it’s going to be a real slap in the b-hole.
Me: Nicely phrased.
Hi, I think your blog posts are HILARIOUS. I really look forward to reading more of your work… Fantastic. Don’t stop.
Also, if you have the time, could you please return the favor by liking/commenting my blog posts and maybe I might be lucky and get a follow from you? Would be great 🙂 have an awesome day – oh and I’m from England where the weather is almost always a slap in the b-hole… it gets easier to deal with, the more you’re exposed to it lol
Thank you so much for liking this blog! It means a lot to me! 🙂
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hahahaha
Nearly spat my lunch out while reading this 🙂
“Cold be hand and heart and bone,
and cold be sleep under stone:
never more to wake on stony bed,
never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.
In the black wind the stars shall die,
and still on gold here let them lie,
till the dark lord lifts up his hand
over dead sea and withered land.”
-The Barrow Wight, LOTR.