About 90% of the time, when people say “fiancé”, I hear “Beyoncé”. 100% of the time, this results in me making a fool out of myself in one of two ways.
1. “You call her “your Beyoncé?” that is so amazing! Your love will never die.”
2. “HOW DID YOU MEET BEYONCE?! TELL ME EVERYTHING NOW OR I WILL RUIN YOU.”
On the bright side, there are at least 3 wedding gifts we didn’t have to buy because of this so really I’m being wise with our money. This is just another instance of my bizarre and often unsettling behavior having unexpected benefits. Also, if you have met Beyoncé and don’t tell me everything I will ruin you.