How I Save Money On Wedding Presents

About 90% of the time, when people say “fiancé”, I hear “Beyoncé”. 100% of the time, this results in me making a fool out of myself in one of two ways.

1. “You call her “your Beyoncé?” that is so amazing! Your love will never die.”

2. “HOW DID YOU MEET BEYONCE?! TELL ME EVERYTHING NOW OR I WILL RUIN YOU.”

On the bright side, there are at least 3 wedding gifts we didn’t have to buy because of this so really I’m being wise with our money. This is just another instance of my bizarre and often unsettling behavior having unexpected benefits. Also, if you have met Beyoncé and don’t tell me everything I will ruin you.

17 thoughts on “How I Save Money On Wedding Presents

  1. If you are familiar with Enid Blyton’s Malory Tower series (which I was big fan of as a kid) you’ll notice this a lot like Alicia the prankster who would pretend to be deaf with her easy going mistresses so that she didn’t have to do any classwork. But really, this is a very funny instance!

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