Lets Make A Deal

Dear all the people,

If you see me at the grocery store or drugstore carrying an impossibly large box of tampons and speed walking like the devil to the register, then please do NOT push your cart in front of me and slow down making it impossible for me to get around you. You need to move —– get out the way immediately before I do something that my lawyer will no doubt refer to as “an unpleasant but legally justified incident”. In return, I will never NEVER get in your way if I see you racing toward the register with a box of tampons. Or condoms. Deal?

Kthanksbye.

 

34 thoughts on “Lets Make A Deal

  1. “He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures… and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.” -Donna, on the Doctor.

  2. I once was caught running in the halls by the basketball coach…

    COACH: “Ms. Norris… there’s no reason to be running in the halls!”

    Me: “I JUST STARTED MY PERIOD!!”

    COACH: (awkward… what the heck face) “OH… well run… RUN!!!!)

    That was the day I found out that making men feel awkward was pure joy… and that is how I won Moderate Daddy’s love and affection!!!

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