Overheard at dinner….
Dude Bro: Bro – that chick was NOT hot. She was so OLD. Probably like 32.
Captain Thoughtful: We should leave before you get stabby.
Me: Oh honey. I would *never* stab that kid. I don’t want to physically hurt him. You know I’m nonviolent. I just want to ruin his life and make him feel terrible *emotionally*.