Pro Tip

If you’re out to brunch with friends and your husband farts but only you hear it, do NOT take a large sip of mimosa to cover your laughter because you will choke.

In fact, no matter what hilarious thing happens, NEVER drink something to cover your laughter because you will choke.

Laughter + Beverages = Choking Hazard

16 thoughts on “Pro Tip

  1. The Petulant Muse says:

    I have this weird thing though were I feel like if I appear busy doing something, then no one will think the fart came from me. Like that thing where you can’t sneeze with your eyes open? So I would assume you can’t fart while drinking mimosa and do it and choke too. All in an effort to keep my friends from assuming anything they smell did not come from me! Good tip though!

  2. Aarti Saldanha says:

    Hilarious! Somehow, my husband’s farts don’t seem to amuse much me any more. Can’t decide if that’s a good thing or otherwise.

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