Contrary Dad: At our apartment in college, there was this big spider living over our door. We called him Boris. I have no idea why.
Captain Thoughtful: Boris the Spider is a song by The Who.
Contrary Dad: You know, my roommate was really into music.
Captain Thoughtful: Hence…..
Contrary Dad: I never knew. Cheers man!
This one is for you Boris. May your progeny be plentiful and live far away from me.