Good Luck Hating Me.

Stranger on the interwebs: I hate you!

Me: What? You hate me? But, but…I LOVE YOU. I love you so much! Oh wait, no I don’t, because having such a strong emotion for a stranger would be ridiculous even for me. 

And then they would be so awed by my reasoning their hate would turn immediately to love and respect.

There is no flaw in this plan.

32 thoughts on “Good Luck Hating Me.

  1. My mother taught me an invaluable lesson I’ve used to outsmart bullies my whole life: “It’s hard to be mean to someone who is smiling at you.” Totally proof that your plan is without flaw! 😉

  2. Adrienne says:

    I LOVE you because you said, “There is no flaw in this plan.” I. Don’t even care if there is a flaw in the plan. I love that you went through the steps of analysis and made a conclusion!

  3. arkansasrose says:

    Don’t you know when a total stranger online says they hate you, you are suppose to curl up in the fetal position, sucking your thumb and calling for your mommy? You aren’t doing it right! lol

  4. …and after you turn all that hate into love and respect, I’ve got a tanker full of water I’d like turned into some Chateau Lafite-Rothschild (’75 was a good year.)

  5. People say so much crazy stuff on the internet. haha Maybe it’s because of the anonymity that the internet provides… It could just be that they are as crazy as the words they type.

  6. “Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger. – No, wait, hold on. – Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side. – Hold on, no. Ahm… First you get the women, then you get the money, then you… – OK, can we forget that?” -Xander. (I may have used this quote before. It just seems to work.)

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