Why? What? But? No.

Last weekend, we had a bridal shower for my dear friend Grace of The Spinsters fame. I arranged all the flowers for it, so necessarily, I needed to buy a large amount of flowers. While in the checkout line with all the flowers, an old man who was in front of me turned and said “What a lovely bunch of flowers! What do you need so many for?” to which I said, “For a bridal shower.” to which he then said “Oh! Is your daughter getting married?”

And then I died. The end.

33 thoughts on “Why? What? But? No.

  1. Distinguished Malcontent says:

    That’s as tactful a question as “Gee, you look pregnant. Are you?” And “So, what IS the name of your skin condition?”

  2. Aiming for Simplicity says:

    Girl, that is gold, thanks for an awesome morning laugh. I’m sure he meant to say “you look like you’re already married, it must be a friend of yours.”

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