If Captain America Was A Girl and Also Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

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San Diego Comic-Com was a couple weeks ago and though I’ve never been before I REALLY WANT TO GO SO PLEASE BUY ME A TICKET FOR NEXT YEAR OK THANKS.

And really, you should want me to go, because my cosplay would be Captain America. Except I’m a girl so it would be a girl Captain America who also happens to be Buffy The Vampire Slayer.Β 

BOOM.

Your head just exploded because that is the best cosplay idea of all time thankyouverymuch. I would fight Nazi’s and vampires. And Nazi vampires. And basically, it would be epic and probably Stan Lee and Joss Whedon will want to contact me about making my Lady Captain America The Vampire Slayer into a movie.

In other news, I’m what you might call a “nerd”.

35 thoughts on “If Captain America Was A Girl and Also Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

  1. kamrynwhowanders says:

    Vaguely irrelevant but CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON??? I don’t understand.
    Also, how would you play Lady Captain America The Vampire Slayer? Would you be like a snarky, patriotic teenage girl wearing red, white, and blue?

  2. This is great πŸ™‚ I’ve been reading your posts for the last half hour and I love the randomness but this tops ’em all! Maybe you can do what my friend did and work a booth at ComicCon and then make your Captain America Vampire Slayer debut

  3. This is clearly so brilliant. I don’t know how a million dollars didn’t just fall out of the sky when you thought of it. …OR did a million dollars fall out of the sky when you thought of it?

  4. Steve says:

    I read this post earlier in the day, and while out I saw your super hero downfall; a candy specialty store is making/selling chocolate covered bacon. Apparently it is not an obscure novelty, as their whiteboard sign read, “Yes, people eat this.” I would have added a warning just for you, but, thankfully, the store is in Fredericksburg, VA, not Fredericksburg, TX.

  5. mumblesmcjenkins says:

    I’d watch that movie. Especially if it turns out that Hydra are all actually werewolves. I would watch the hell out of that movie…

  6. blowingoffsteamandmore says:

    I love Buffy!! I watched every single episode, then moved on to Angel. I remember crying hysterically over the episode where she found her mom dead on the couch. It still traumatizes me when I think about it. That was back when vampires were mean and needed to be killed and didn’t sparkle in the sun. Sigh.

  7. “Andrew: I think a guy slayer would be badass. Likeβ€”like if there was this ninja, a guy slayer would be like, “you may be silent, but this’ll shut you up.” Hiya.
    Dawn: Buffy could stomp ninja ass.”
    -BTVS.

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