You know that thing in movies when someone appears to be dead and someone else is all “NO! Don’t leave me!” and then hugs their body and cries, and then the apparently dead person starts breathing and is totally ok?
Well, I just want to make it clear that if I’m ever the apparently dead person, I would prefer if someone performed CPR on me instead of just giving me a hug. I mean, I believe in the power of a hug to turn your day around, but I’m not as confident in its efficacy in resuscitation. I’m just saying, try CPR first, then if that doesn’t work, you can hug me.