Ok, so I’m not in Cleveland right now, but I will be in Cleveland in July and I want to know the absolute best place to eat there. And also, because I’m not a good flyer, I would like to know the absolute best place to get a drink to calm my nerves there post-flight.
I know y’all won’t let me down.
Also, Cleveland, you’ve been warned. There are contrarian hijinks headed your way!