Whenever I see pictures of all the actresses and models I’m “supposed” to look like, or when I hear other women comparing themselves physically to those actresses and models, I like to remind everyone that those actresses and models are probably on diets just like us. And also, I bet all the dieting they do all the time has really made them have horrendous smelling farts.
For examples, I frequently wish I looked like Miranda Kerr.
Then, I stop myself from wishing because I bet all the kale she eats make her farts smell like rotting grass and grim reaper B.O.
Farts are the great equalizer.
** Please note, I have no idea if Miranda Kerr eats a lot of kale and while I’m sure she farts (because otherwise she would be dead, right?) I can’t say definitively what they smell like. But I bet it’s bad.