It has become public knowledge that the current anchor of Weekend Update, Seth Meyers, will be leaving your beautious kingdom of Saturday Night Live to pursue his fortunes in other and wilder lands of weekly late-night hijinks. Surely, he will be dearly missed and I think it best that we all take the summer to mourn this loss. However, come Fall, I think we should find hope in a new head knight of Weekend Update, Kenan Thompson.
I think I speak for everyone when I say, he would be spectacular. He is, oh so very very funny. His characters are always some of the best and he makes me laugh every time.
Please consider this my fervent plea for Kenan Thompson to be the anchor of Weekend Update.
* Please note that Kenan Thompson did not approve this message. Although, he didn’t not not approve it either.