Girl On The Contrary- On A Diet

Something MAJOR happened this weekend y’all.

I TURNED DOWN COTTON CANDY.

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For the very first time in my life, I “just said no” to my personal drug of choice, cotton candy. So, I’m expecting a call of congratulations from Nancy Reagan any day now and also some sort of award named after me at my old elementary school where I passed the D.A.R.E. program with flying colors, I even got a sticker.

Nevertheless, I turned down Cotton Candy. Multiple people offered to buy me some and I still said no. NO.

What’s happening to me?

I’m scared y’all.

26 thoughts on “Girl On The Contrary- On A Diet

  1. I’m not on a diet but I haven’t eaten chocolate (my own personal drug of choice) since Friday *twitches* so I think I’m going to see how long I can keep this going!

  2. I was concerned the first time I passed up the opportunity to eat M&Ms. I didn’t know if I was having a stroke or if I had some sort of brain-eating fungus. It was the only plausible explanation I could think of.

  3. Good Girl! =P Oh and why are these people offering to buy you stuff that would kill your diet or do they not know you are on one? Are they sugar pushers? =D

  4. “β€œThere is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.” -Lemony Snicket.

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