Did you know that just because a pizza has fancy ingredients on it doesn’t mean it’s healthy??!!!
Because that was a nasty shock to me.
I mean, if arugula, spinach, and goat cheese can’t make a pizza healthy, well then, friends I’m sorry to say pizza just can’t be healthy. Ever.
It’s a sad day for everyone. Feel free to take the day off work, go home, and mourn your loss. Tell your boss you have my permission, just be like really cool and confident about it and it will work. Probably.