Me: Captain Thoughtful! This puppy is perfect for us!!! I want him!
Captain Thoughtful: Oh yeah. I like him!
Me: I’m going to name him Legolas!
Captain Thoughtful: Nice. That’s perfect, I’ll call him “Lego”. (This guy I married loves Legos)
Me: Lego? You’re such a nerd.
Captain Thoughtful: Yes. That’s right. I’m the nerd.
Sad ending to the story, Legolas was already adopted by the time we inquired and his new owners called him Waldo. A sad story indeed.