My RSS Brings All The Robots To The Yard.

So, I got this spam comment yesterday.

“I want to clutch your rss.”

And it’s like, yeah, I know my RSS feed brings all the robots to the yard, but you might want to turn down your desperation spammer, because my RSS has standards and doesn’t just go for any desperate robot. You need to up your game.

Oh. You meant “ass” didn’t you?

22 thoughts on “My RSS Brings All The Robots To The Yard.

  1. This reminds me of one of my favorite anecdotes from C.S. Lewis, writer of the Chronicles of Narnia.
    “The Bishop of Exeter was giving prizes at a girls’ school. They did a performance of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and the Bishop stood up afterwards and made a speech and said [piping voice]: “I was very interested in your delightful performance, and among other things I was very interested in seeing for the first time in my life a female Bottom.”

  2. If it weren’t for those robots I’d have little entertainment in my life. Who doesn’t love comments with poor grammar that has nothing to do whatsoever with the post it was left on? No one has ever wanted to grab my RSS, though. 😉

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