Here Is A Thought On A Friday

My phone auto-corrected “panic attack” to “pancake attack”  and I was like “Man I wish.”

But it got me to thinking, how would pancakes attack you? I assume sticky syrup is involved….

And then I kept thinking about it and figured out that maybe pancakes are ALREADY attacking us because of heart disease and cholesterol. Well played pancakes. Well played.

41 thoughts on “Here Is A Thought On A Friday

  1. Pancake attack? Sounds like a possible Tuesday problem (You’ll have to use wikipedia for that one.), when we could get ‘;battered’. It may even be a ‘sticky situation’

  2. Pancakes are known to be very peaceful, until they start flippin’ out . . . it’s the killer tomatoes that are the real threat . . . I heard through the vine that ‘bruschetta’ is actually one of their secret code words.

  3. Dana says:

    Or maybe a pancake attack is when you have an overwhelming craving for pancakes, and you MUST. HAVE. PANCAKES. NOW!!!

  4. When you said “pancake attack” I immediately thought “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.” But the book, not the movie. 😛

    Pancakes sound delicious right now.

  5. I always envisioned pancakes hugging me with their buttermilk goodness and I enjoyed it. But it was too late when I realized they were not hugging me but SMOTHERING me. Ahhh!

  6. Steve says:

    I completely agree, as one who has been attacked more than once by blueberry pancakes when I was just driving past an I-Hop; day or night. They used telepathic messages to make me pull into the parking lot, walk inside, and…who needs a menu when those pancakes have control of your mind.

  7. Buffy: ” Looks like a job for Wiccan girl. What do you say, Will? Big-time danger”.
    Willow: “Hey, I eat danger for breakfast.”
    Xander: “But oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods.”
    -BTVS.

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