Have you heard about the uber-rich-fellow-of-riches (His official title..in my head) who is building a Titanic II???
BUILDING. ANOTHER. TITANIC.
Just let that sink in. Haha get it? *Sink* in. I didn’t even do that on purpose, I’m just naturally hilarious like that. But back to the matter at hand, the Titanic II is a really really terrible idea. It’s the terrible-ist. Remember the first one? IT SANK. People were killed, poor people were locked in steerage, Jack froze to death. I mean, why in the world would you want to build another one of those?
As someone who was profoundly and ashamedly effected by the movie and then who subsequently went on to research everything she could possibly find about the *actual* Titanic, I am horrified by this idea. It’s like flipping off Poseidon. Which, if memory serves, is EXACTLY what they did with the first Titanic by calling it “unsinkable”. Newsflash: Poseidon does not like to have his strength called into question. Doesn’t anyone have to take Greek Mythology anymore?
You could not pay me to get on that boat. Not that they’re doing that. You have to pay boatloads (haha get it- seriously this hilarity is just free flowing out of me) to get a place on the Titanic II. And that is crazy y’all. For lots of reasons, but mainly, and I really can’t stress this enough, IT’S THE TITANIC. Except it’s more like Titanic: The Sequel- Lots More People Die: The Reckoning: Poseidon Is Pissed, which is a really long title and it’s common knowledge the longer the movie title the more tragedy there is. TRAGEDY PEOPLE.
I mean, c’mon. Everyone had to think this is a bad idea? Right? Amiright?
What I’m trying to say is- Check yourself before you LITERALLY wreck yourself. (I am on fire with the jokes today!)