Over the weekend, I faced one of my biggest fears. Because I’m a badass like that. Although, I’m not sure how many badasses have panic blankets but let’s not suffer the details right now.
I watched Jurassic Park. All. The. Way. Through.
I’ve never been able to make it through the entire movie. I’ve seen all the bits, just not in order and not at the same time. Because that movie terrifies me. Because I’m scared of dinosaurs. Which is strange and weird and makes no sense whatsoever but if you came to this blog looking for sense then you are so lost you might never be found again. Welcome.
With the help of my posse of badassery (Captain Thoughtful, Grace from (The Spinsters), and Professor McGergor) I sat down and watched the entirety of Jurassic Park. At night time. When there was a storm coming. And I didn’t even use the panic blanket once.
At this point, there is only one thing left to say: IN YOUR FACE STEVEN SPIELBERG!
(P.S. Please don’t make another dinosaur movie. Or alien movie. I was just kidding about that “in your face thing”. Thanksloveyoubye!)