I really really don’t want to get the influenze that is TAKING OVER THE WORLD. Or at least my office. So, I’ve been following the tip I heard on NPR about how when you wash your hands, you should sing “Happy Birthday” to yourself twice. And this is a good tip. Except now, I can’t take a shower without singing “Happy Birthday” to myself. I think it’s starting to creep Captain Thoughtful out.