Do you ever eavesdrop on other people’s conversations at restaurants? Me neither. That is totally rude y’all. Except when the person sitting next to you is getting visibly upset with the waiter because THE GEOMETRY OF HER TABLE .
Waitress: Is there anything else I can get for you?
Crazy person: Yeah. What’s with this table?
Waitress: Ummm, what do you mean?
Crazy person: It has four legs. It should have three. That’s just basic geometry.
Waitress: Oh. Uh…These are the tables we’ve always had….
Crazy person: But the geometry is wrong. The GEOMETRY.
Waitress: Would you like to move to a booth?
Crazy person: No. But I would like a comment card so I can inform the management about the bad table geometry.
And that was a thing that happend y’all. It really truly happened. And everyone around was listening and then all the people gave me the power to banish her from the restaurant because MATH. Which is apparently something you can use to justify being mad at things. I, for one, think traffic can be blamed on algebra.