You know how when you’re talking about makeup or skincare with someone and then they’re all “You should NEVER use that! It’s not organic!” and then they tell you about how the lotion you’ve been using on your face for 10 years has so many chemicals in it that it will probably mummify your face? And then you say ” So? Have you seen a mummy lately? They look AMAZING for their age.” and then that person stops talking to you because, hell, you can’t argue that mummies look fantastic for their age? And then later on, someone tells you about the lotion they use and you’re all “Don’t use that stuff! It’s not organic and will turn your face into a mummy.” ?
That’s a thing that’s happened to everyone right? Also, I’m going to get a facial.