If you’re going to have a wedding that is actually a really spectacular party where someone just happens to commit themself for eternity to someone else, like Captain Thoughtful and I are, there are a few things that you absolutely must have. The first is a very good DJ or band. The second is delicious food and refreshments. And the third is glow-sticks. Because, nothing says “Let’s party y’all!” Like glow-sticks.”
Bubbles, rose petals, and sparklers are played out. I’m telling you, it’s all about glow-sticks. I know this for a fact, because it was my Mother’s suggestion and that woman is always on point.
Mom: Can we have glow-sticks at your wedding reception.
Me: Obviously. I LOVE glow-sticks.
Mom: They will just put everyone in the right mood.
Me: I totally agree.
Mom: Cool. I’ll order them. But, I’ll order only white glow-sticks so it’s, like, classy.
Me: Well played.
And that’s how it’s done.