The Island of Misfit Blogs

There is a place where half-finished and bizarre blog posts go, this mysterious place is called “drafts”. I took a journey through “drafts” yesterday and what I found there was both hilarious and vaguely unsettling.

Title: This Is Not A Post About Laundry

What was I thinking?: No clue.This post could have literally been about anything else in the world except laundry.

Title: Someone Put A Curse On My Laundry

What was I thinking?: No clue.. Also, why are there two posts related to laundry in my drafts? I don’t have an answer to this questions, only many many more questions.

Title: Waiting For Things Will Kill Me

What was I thinking?: Well, it *could* be true. Although, I can’t remember what specific thing I was referring to when I wrote this….

Title: Doomsday Fraggle Rock

What was I thinking?: It’s pretty obvious I was trying to image the world of Fraggle Rock post-apocalypse. I mean, everyone has thought about that, haven’t they? There is nothing weird about this. Nothing at all.

Title I’m Not A Cow

What was I thinking?: Huh. Well, in my defense I’m *not* a cow. I’m a people.

Title: The Art Of Google Stalking

What was I thinking?: I was probably thinking that if I wrote a book on the art of Google stalking I would make a bajillion dollars. Sadly, I’ve been too busy Google stalking to write that book. It’s the circle of life. Or something.

Title: I Can’t Believe I Get Away With This Shiz

What was I thinking?: Honestly, I really really can’t believe people read this blog. But, if memory serves (and it very rarely does) this post was about some strange search queries I’ve gotten. Probably. It could have also been about how I am somehow able to mock people to their faces without them hating me.

So, now I’m wondering, which of these blogs should I save from the island of misfit blogs. And *don’t say “Doomsday Fraggle Rock.” (I’m just kidding I really want you to say “Doomsday Fraggle Rock”. This is how reverse psychology works, right?)

53 thoughts on “The Island of Misfit Blogs

  1. I love looking back at ‘projects’ that I gave up on and it’s a good thing I did. I have a file of book ideas and one was about a Mary Shelley Frankenstein type thing. It was so bad and essentially a complete rip-off of Frankenstein only the Doctor was a female and Igor was also female but was a Playboy model o_O

  2. i think the laundry post needs saving. atleast one of the two. must hav been really important to have half baked two laundry posts πŸ™‚
    enjoyed reading the post. it absolutely is a fascinating trip taking the road of drafts.

  3. Well, since you don’t feel like Google stalking, can actually get folks to read this shiz and have established that you are *not* a cow, I supposed Zombie Fraggles it is…..

  4. I vote for “cow”. Think of it as a challenge. Fraggle Rock is too much of a layup. (Look at me trying to use a basketball term. I’ve been hanging with too many boys lately.)

    Just found, and now love, your blog!

  5. Your post inspired me to go down the memory lane of my drafts which also, ironically, includes two drafts about laundry and one entitled “What I’d Really Like to Say.” I really wish I could remember what that was because I bet it was brilliant!

  6. I am not a cow. Awesome! Though I’d probably go with I can’t believe I get away with this Shiz. Many more possibilities there for entertaining thoughts. I often think the same thing to myself lol. πŸ˜€ Except that I very seldom get away with any shiz, so my title would be, “Why, oh why, can’t I get away with shiz when most people do?” Lol.. or something like that.

  7. Doomsday Fraggle Rock! My mind wants to go there.

    Also, Someone Put a Curse on My Laundry, if only to find out how one does that exactly (not that I will curse people’s laundry).

  8. Haha! I just trashed a heap of drafts which were probably better than the posts – argh – I think you should save all of these interesting-sounding posts!

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