So, yesterday I passed a man on the street and I smiled (because I always smile because it’s a nice thing to do because you never know who might need a smile- also, Annie taught me you’re never fully dressed without a smile and I wouldn’t want a stranger to see me naked). After I smiled, the man said “Hi there sunshine.” And then I thought all of these things all at once.
1. That was an odd thing to say.
2. Was that a pick-up line?
3. Was he referring to my bright yellow dress?
4. Maybe I shouldn’t smile at people any more.
5. Maybe I should keep smiling at people, maybe no one was nice to him today and now I was and he feels all happy inside.
And then I got distracted by girl scout cookies. True story.