The Best In Spam This Week: I’m An Expert On Female Viagra

Wine Slushie

According to the spam comment I received yesterday, I am an EXPERT on female viagra y’all. So, at least I will always have that going for me. This comment came as quite the surprise to me because I have never even studied female viagra. Apparently this knowledge just manifested in my noggin and bing-bam-boom I’m an expert at something, and not just something, female viagra. Which is really freaking impressive when you consider the fact that female viagra doesn’t exist (unless you count wine slushie, which I can’t argue with) but for all intents and purposes female viagra doesn’t really exist exist, except, apparently, in my mind. It’s like my brain holds the key to the universe.

Thank you, all-knowing spammer, for causing me to realize the potential my mind. You did me a real kindness. Also, it’s probably going to make a cagillion dollars. At least, it would make me a cagillion dollars if I could stop making jokes about it….which I probably won’t.

16 thoughts on “The Best In Spam This Week: I’m An Expert On Female Viagra

  1. I just fell into your blog by accident… I was taking a quick ride on the Karma wagon, and she recommended you. And since she had also recommended Garrison Keillor, and I know him and love him, I thought, who knows… So, I’ve read this now, and enjoyed it. Like the way you write. And I want to congratulate you on the female Viagra business. I’ll admit, I’ve never taken it… though I’m an old man… and I know next to nothing about it. But my impression is that it’s a pill that brings on a little passion… and I’m all for passion (don’t like pills much, though). So, if you can arouse passion, sounds god to me. And actually, from the little I’ve read on your blog, I believe it. Doesn’t matter who said it.

  2. thefoodandwinehedonist says:

    And who knew you were Nigeria’s new finance minister, too? You’re so multitalented.

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