Not On My Happy Day!

Unicorn
Do NOT make Walter mad y’all. He might throw glitter in your face. Poisonous glitter..that’s also a bomb.

You know that thing where you’re having a really happy day and then something or someone tries to poop all over it? Well, I won’t stand for it anymore. Not on my happy day metaphorical rain clouds! I rebuke thee! I will no longer let things that are inconsequential in the long-run bring me down. I will punch thoseย inconsequentialย things right in the face with my sass and optimism. My happy will crush it with sunshine and unicorns. So there.

In unrelated news, if I were to own a real-life unicorn, I would name it Walter.

Happy Friday Y’all.

26 thoughts on “Not On My Happy Day!

  1. ryahchu says:

    Genius! Absolutely loved this post! As i have many of your posts.
    I myself am new to the blogging world, i was hoping you could take a moment and check out my blog! and let me know what you think so far(:
    You’re an inspiration(:

  2. caityrosey says:

    Just wanted to let you know that I nominated you for The Versatile Blogger award. See my most recent post for the next steps. ๐Ÿ™‚

      1. caityrosey says:

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  3. Walter! Perfect. He will definitely glitter bomb those ninnies. If I had a unicorn, its name would be…well, should I stick to TV character names like I did with my dog (Uncle Jesse)? If so, Buffy.

      1. As I recall, Harmony Kendall was rather fond of unicorns. I refer to her evil speech in “Real Me”, from season five. “Okay, hi. First of all, I wanna thank everybody for a really successful raid on the magic shop last night. Good job, minions! Yes, you deserve it. Secondly, somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest little unicorn!” -Harmony

    1. Buffy would be the kick-assiest of all the unicorns. This is mostly because fictional character’s level of power projected in real life is directly proportional to my level of enthusiasm concerning said fictional character. Therefore, if you name a newly created real being after a fictional character that I really like… that new being willy extra kick-assy. I’m just sayn’…

  4. Kill them with HAPPINESS – they will either RUN the other direction or just possibly JOIN in! I had someone comment that are you always this flipping cheery in the mornings – ha! Have a Great Weekend:)

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