You know that thing where you’re having a really happy day and then something or someone tries to poop all over it? Well, I won’t stand for it anymore. Not on my happy day metaphorical rain clouds! I rebuke thee! I will no longer let things that are inconsequential in the long-run bring me down. I will punch those inconsequential things right in the face with my sass and optimism. My happy will crush it with sunshine and unicorns. So there.
In unrelated news, if I were to own a real-life unicorn, I would name it Walter.
Happy Friday Y’all.