I’m the girl who worries about things like….
Sneezing with my eyes open and causing my eyeballs to pop out. Even though Mythbusters assures me this isn’t a thing that can happen, I have to wonder how seriously I can take two guys who shot a cannonball through someone’s home.
Falling asleep too close to someone else and then breathing in the carbon dioxide they breathed out and dying of carbon dioxide poisoning in my sleep. Again, I’m fairly sure this can’t happen. Especially because when I googled it, the first result was about how to cuddle properly. If google isn’t taking it seriously, I probably shouldn’t either. And yet….I do.
Getting bitten by a poisonous spider because my carpet isn’t vacuumed enough. Honestly, this one doesn’t even make sense to me. I’m really not sure why I think well vacuumed floors keep poisonous spiders away.
Dinosaurs coming back. I literally have nightmares about this one. I mean, hasn’t anyone seen Jurassic Park??! We should all be worrying about this.
What do you worry about?