The end is nie!! It’s nie!!! How do I know? I know because many many people have found their way to my blog this week via the search term “I farted cats”. People are literally farting cats! Why isn’t this being covered by the news? Is there some kind of worldwide cover up? We need the truth people! There may or may not be a pandemic causing human beings to fart cats.
Or, you know, people are just searching “I farted cats” for fun. Either way, I think it’s pretty clear that the end is nie. Touchè Mayans, you really knew what you were talking about.
Updated: Yes, I know it’s “nigh” not “nie” but I’m not going to change it. So there.