J’Accuse NCAA

Quincy Acy

Kentucky outplayed us. That’s a fact. (As vomitrocious as it tastes) We were technically the road team. That’s also a fact. Nevertheless, when the most honorable and wise Scott Drew petitioned the NCAA to let Baylor wear their neon jerseys (home jerseys) because they had instilled such confidence and luck in the team (We won every tournament game we played in them) the NCAA should have let us. Fact. But, they didn’t. They refused Scott Drew’s request and stripped Baylor of their good luck charm. I would like to challenge the NCAA to a duel.

I understand why they didn’t – technically. It was a technicality. It was also a giant load of bollocks and the NCAA knows it. Had the situation been reversed and Kentucky had petitioned to wear jerseys made of strobe lights, I guarantee they would have been allowed to do so. We were playing a number 1 seed practically in their backyard- the NCAA should have let us wear whatever the hell we wanted. Pink tutus, leopard print unitards, nothing should have been off the table. Personally, I would have liked to see Quincy Acy wearing a leopard print unitard. All we asked was to wear our signature neon yellow jerseys but nooooooo the NCAA is afraid of colors that don’t appear in nature. What a bunch of sons of silly persons.

J’Accuse NCAA. J’Accuse. Also, I challenge you all to a Scrabble duel. Prepare to be humiliated. I went to Baylor University and I know lots of really big words.

In other news- Sic ‘Em Lady Bears!!!!!


10 thoughts on “J’Accuse NCAA

  1. Corey says:

    Since WVU lost to Gonzaga, I’ve rooted for the lower seed in every game since, so I was, too, upset.

    I disagree on the colors though. They. Were. Dreadful.

  2. ROFL. that game let me down. If the Buckeyes beat Kansas and Kentucky most likely beats Louisville, my Buckeyes will slap the taste out of Kentucky. Its a grudge match for us.

  3. Triple Word Scores at dawn!!!!

    You’d crush them at a scrabble duel. How could an organization that can’t even be bothered to spell out their entire name hope to compete against you?? I’d volunteer to be your Second, but I have to use spell check to compose a grocery list so I’d be a hindrance in the scrabble-duel.

    Lady Bears in the final four *is* pretty sweet, though.

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