What? It’s a Tuesday and this is a Spam post? A post usually reserved for Fridays? What is happening??
Let this be a lesson to you. I’m a wild one who is capable of all sorts of insanity. Like publishing a Friday post on a Tuesday. Hide yo kids, hide to wives.
Yesterday, I received this little gem of a spam comment.
“After much pressure, I’ve agreed to visit your web address regularly. I will be returning.”
Obviously what’s going on here is that a gang of pirates has formed and chosen me as their mascot and are storming the seas tickle torturing promises from people to visit my blog. This spammer is really no spammer at all, but rather a victim of the GotC pirates who needed to leave evidence of their visit so the pirates don’t return and exact tickle vengeance upon them. Don’t worry afeared spammer, I have published your comment so my trusty (albeit overzealous) pirates shall leave you in peace for the rest of your days…as long as you keep visiting my blog regularly.
I should probably discourage this type of piracy but gosh darn-it if I don’t love those silly scalawags.