The Best In Spam This Week

Technically, this weeks spam isn’t spam, it’s an email that I received but I’m counting it as spam because it’s all naysay-y and made me laugh even though it wasn’t intended to make me laugh. So, pretty much like spam.


Just so you know, you’re not as funny as you think you are.

What this email tells me is that I am a LOT funnier than I thought I was. I just might print this out and frame it.

59 thoughts on “The Best In Spam This Week

  1. You know you’re popular when you get a piece of hate mail! Rejoice and celebrate! Lol. At least you had something to add to your already funny blog! πŸ˜‰

  2. I’m smelling jealous all over that email. Don’t just print it and post it. Turn it into wearable art.

    Better yet, print it on cocktail napkins and have a “They said I’m not funny. The jokes on them” cocktail party…where you all get totally tipsy and sign up that emailer for all the self-help courses you can find online. πŸ™‚

  3. hmm… I love the taste of a good scallop, or shrimp… others do not. I enjoy the comedy of Peter Sellers, and Will Ferrell for example.. others just don’t. I enjoy your writings, i find them funny insightful, well written. Others do not. Tis ok, there are plenty of folks who enjoy what you do:) Me included… peace, and i wish ya continued success, here, and in life in general:)

  4. Ha. Who takes time out of their day to send an e-mail like that? They may not think you’re funny, but they obviously think you are very, very important πŸ™‚

      1. I’m giving you my virtual thumb up for using it and turning it into ‘serious’ write/right worthy material. I’m in line, Katness. I took a number. I’m a trooper in your army camp.

    1. I feel like I would be an awesome Queen of Spamalot. Please vote for me as Queen of Spamalot. Or, if you’re a watery tart, please give me a sword that will bestow the honor of being Queen of Spamalot upon me.

  5. Teresa Cleveland Wendel says:

    I did a public reading of one of my essays some years ago, and got a lot of laughs (granted, alcohol was served at this venue). When I returned to my seat, my hubbie said, “I didn’t realize you were so funny.”
    PS: I’ve been reading my spam since you’ve been posting some of yours. One of my commenters said, “I quit reading your blog because it was boring.”

  6. Hmmph…


    Just so you know, your attempt to ding the armor of GotC was not as successful as you thought it would be.

    And no, her first name ain’t “Girl”… it’s Awesome. *Miss* Awesome, if you’re nasty.

    * The last bit should be accompanied by all of your admiring readers group dancing behind you down the streets of Austin to 1980’s era Janet Jackson tunes, for full effect.

    1. If I could make one wish right now that would come true, it would be for all my readers to group dance behind me down the streets of Austin to 1980’s Janet Jackson music. That would be spectacular!!

  7. Haters gon’ hate. That’s right, i just wrote “gon'”. I got an email today recommending – i’m being completely serious – that i have unprotected sex because it’ll bring me happiness. It went into a lot more detail than i needed.

    On a scale of 1 to funny, you’re like, well funny πŸ™‚ xx

  8. I don’t know how funny you think you are… but I know you make me laugh every time I read one of your posts (no pressure). I advise that you continue being awesome.

  9. “We knew there were funny things going on.” “Very funny!” “Yes, very funny, with lights and shouting and all.” -Gorbag and Shagrat, two Orcs from The Lord of the Rings.

  10. TheIncessantRambler says:

    Damn those naysayers. I have just recently stumbled upon your blog and it was love at first sight. I have been LOLing alone at my phone at random moments during group conversations making most of my friends come to the conclusion that I am slowly starting to loose my mind.

    I therefore have come to the conclusion that the above email sender is either:

    1. Being sarcastic


    2. Is a zombie who has not only been robbed of their soul but their sense of humour too.

    I don’t know about you but I am leaning towards the second option. πŸ™‚

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