Have you looked at yourself in a mirror and thought “Wow. This outfit is the perfect apocalypse outfit?” No? You haven’t?! Well, I have and let me tell you, you need to start thinking about what you’re going to wear to the apocalypse. Yesterday, I had on the perfect apocalypse outfit. Many layered, long-lasting, good fabrics, well-soled boots, and it looked really cute. Seriously, no matter what type of apocalypse occurred, I would have been completely prepared. Boiling hot, colder than cold, ash falling from the sky- think of all the apocalypse scenarios you can and I was appropriately clothed for them. I’m was like the poster child for the apocalypse.
Y’all should definitely start thinking about your apocalypse outfit.