Last week, I shared a delightful spam comment I received and mentioned that I would be checking my spam folder a lot more often for blogging fodder. Obviously, the spam gods are smiling upon me because yesterday, I received this little gem.
“Don’t know how to attract girls? It’s not your fault. I’m about to tell you something that’s going to make you angry. But I’ll tell you anyway because it’s going to make a difference in your dating life. You’ve Been Programmed to Fail with Women and You Probably don’t Even Know it!”
This spammer had me at “It’s not your fault”. I mean, who knew all these years I could have been attracting girls if I had just been programmed correctly. And really, let’s forget about attracting girls, and talk about how I didn’t even know I was “programmed” at all. Y’all, apparently I’m a malfunctioning robot. But it’s ok because it’s not my fault. Basically all my failures are just programming malfunctions and you should probably call your service provider if you’re unhappy with my performance. I just thought you guys might want to know that.
Also, it’s totally ok for you to Capitalize Random Words in the Last Sentence of a Spam Comment (and for my purposes a blog post about spam comments).