Someone called me “unyielding” recently and the first thing that popped into my head was the scene in Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows where Ollivander holds Bellatrix Lestrange’s wand in his hand and describes it as “unyielding”. Obviously, I’m concerned about this. What if I am, in fact, Bellatrix Lestrange?
On the one hand, she’s a really bad person who takes pleasure in causing pain and suffering. On the other hand, she is a witch and totally got to go to Hogwarts so………..it’s really hard for me to decide how I feel about this new development in my life. I’m just going to let you, my internet consciouses, decide for me. Please give it the serious consideration it’s due.