I’m not feeling very well. I’m all snotty and headachy and chilly and coughy. The silver lining is that I’m taking medication and it puts my brain in a silly place. Or, you know sillier than usual. And hey, maybe it’s not the medication because it’s just over-the-counter-snot-drier-upper, maybe it’s all the sweet-tarts I just ate, or maybe I’m being possessed by a very odd and nonsensical ghost, who can say for sure? All I know is that this is what’s happening in my brain at the moment. I’m documenting it because if it *is* a ghost possession I want to chronicle it so when the ghostbusters come they know exactly what they are dealing with. I’m thoughtful like that. Heaven knows those guys have had enough surprises in their career. Without further ado, here is my unfiltered medicine/ghost possession induced stream of consciousness.
Is there such a thing as too much vitamin-C? Like, at what point have I had too much. Didn’t Oprah and Dr. Oz do a show about this or maybe it was in one of the shows or maybe I read it in a magazine while watching Oprah. All I know if I just feel really sure Oprah is involved somehow. I bet Oprah would really like my new record player. It has a gramophone for goodness sakes! Although, you know what? I bet she wouldn’t because I really doubt she and I have the same taste and that’s a shame because everyone should like gramophones. I really like antiques. Also, I think the word antique looks really pretty written in cursive. Mostly, I just really like writing in cursive but that’s probably because people think my print is illegible. Thanks a lot public school system. Ahhhh! Alien movie on TV! It’s like the other day when I went to see Sherlock Holmes and four of the previews were for alien movies and even though I don’t think Steven Spielberg is directly responsible for them, I know he’s behind it. That guy really has it out for me. I wonder if I really am possessed by a ghost? Because it seems like you wouldn’t even know you’re possessed and certainly couldn’t write a blog while being possessed. I mean, what would a ghost care about a blog? It would still be cool if the ghostbusters came though because Dan Aykroyd really puts a smile on my face…………Whoa! Did I just fall asleep? Did I write this in my sleep?? I don’t even know anymore.
I probably owe you guys an apology for this post but I’m not sure because I’m still foggy from the medicine/ghost possession. I’ll re-read this when I feel better and issue an official apology then.